Pillsbury Doughboy Death Joke

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.

He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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Pillsbury Doughboy Jokes

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

A: Dough nuts.

 

Q: What did the Icelander say to the Pillsbury Doughboy?

A: Nice tan.

 

Friends and family are in shock today as the once loved Pillsbury mascot is being laid to rest after a tragic Passover cleaning mishap.

In preparation for the festival, Jews around the world clean their homes and destroy what they call “chametz” or leavened grains. They ceremoniously burn bread or dough to commemorate this obligation. Unfortunately, the Pillsbury Doughboy was mistakenly burned by Pillsbury’s own cleaning crew who were preparing company facilities for Pillsbury’s new line of Kosher for Passover “Pop’n Fresh Matzah.”

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Pillsbury Doughboy has a Pooping Accident

Uh oh, looks like our little dough boy friend got too happy and could not control himself.

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